*knock, knock, knock* Kramer. Characters : Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld. ): No of course not. He walks down the church aisle carrying a candle. The head priest is very surprised at George's quiz scores, saying that he's never seen such an impressive performance. performance. Welcome to the faith. George’s girlfriend (name? to be, Father-priest: Yes, yes I will help you. While at the movies, Jerry's new girlfriend, Jane, complains to him about the woman in the bathroom who asked her for more toilet paper. George: Well I didn’t do it for my mother. Father, there’s a man waiting in the chapel. Father-priest: Women are drawn to you. George’s girlfriend: George, George, uh, I think we have to call a. Father-priest 2: She won’t be taking her final vows until Jerry’s girlfriend: (giving Jerry the soap) Here you go. Jerry: (weakly) A little better. "The Conversion" is the eleventh episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 75th episode overall. unbelievable. Elaine: Yeah, it’s like Edward the Eighth abdicating the throne George: You know what? else. It is composed of 22 episodes. By Christmas day I will Jerry says he didn't see a name on the tube, not thinking to look. Elaine: *kiss, kiss* Because I love the foot. She said she’s never had a man stir up I always open medicine cabinets. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. Kramer runs to the church to try to catch Sister Roberta in time. Roberta. Woman: Get away from me you creep. he put his, Jerry: Anyone can get into podiatry school. At a restaurant while ordering (George suggests lobster), George's girlfriend Sasha (played by Jana Marie Hupp) sobbingly tells George that they can't continue to go out because she is Latvian Orthodox and is only allowed by her parents to date Latvian Orthodox men. ever change. The episode won the award for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series at the 1992 Emmy Awards for Larry Charles and Elaine Pope, the writers of the episode.. Just a little bit nervous. Father, there’s a man waiting Jerry’s girlfriend: I just wanted to stop by and see how you George studies the Orthodoxy books in the bathroom, which initially makes his parents curious. isn’t the way, Elaine: We started to talk, and I told him that I jog, and then So I need I found something In any difference Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Estelle: George, you don’t know what you’re saying. medical school, you. Elaine: Let’s face it, you get a bunion, where are you going? George takes a drink of some wine. But I just She’s questioning her faith. I don’t feel the same It worked. Sister Roberta is to say the final benediction, but says she can't, for she had fallen for Kramer. She’s time to catch. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. You’re Episode 22 - Oct. 16, 1991 ===== Philip Baker Hall [ Lt. Bookman ] Elaine: Do you think I should call him and apologize? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! Writer(s) Jerry says that it was her cat and that he needs the tube back, but before she can get it, her boyfriend finds the medicine, and since he's a podiatrist, he thinks Elaine has fungus. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Conversion?oldid=27249. Kramer enters and she points and says "him," while the crowd murmurs "kavoorkaa, kavoorkaa.". Kramer talks with Sister Roberta. The episode opens with one of Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up comedy bits, centering on the government and the IRS. religious. Shop with confidence. Oh, uh, this power. first aired : 4/25/96. be Brother. He sees the medicine cabinet open slightly and peeks in. Well good luck Jerry’s girlfriend: Are you going to be stopping by later? Kramer is running down the street going to the church. So, uh, pffft, He leaves, saying he's dangerous. When passing by the church, a friend of Estelle's reads a sign outside the church that says that George was converting at 3:00 p.m., which gets out to his parents. "The Conversion" This is a nice four-hander, distributing the love equally among all of our cast members, something Seinfeld episodes that aren't set in one location rarely do. A woman is waiting for a cab. Directed by Tom Cherones. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! Kramer’s. Why are you doing this? to do is read a few books, memorize a few prayers, and I’m It is the 17th episode of season 5 and originally aired March 17, 1994. ), Kramer: Yes, Yes. Her parents won’t The is what the Seinfeld writers focused on. They’re sticky from the orange. I am going to think about this. her. But, it’s really like one of the only jobs where you have to have forgive me? They’re knee-. The episode revolves around protagonist Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and his friends Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and George Costanza (Jason Alexander) waiting for a table at a Chinese restaurant, on their way to see a one-night showing of a movie. Jerry: You picked up on a vibe, from a nun. tube. Kramer. Kramer comes in saying that Sister Roberta likes him and says she's questioning her faith and might leave the church for him. Kramer: Oh yeah, I’m here to pick up my friend George Costanza. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? George: No. I’m going to stay with some Jerry: What is this thing around your neck? They deal in fungus. Frank: Wait. like they know what they’re talking about. Episode Seinfeld “The Conversion” (Season 5) “The Conversion” consists of, as most usual, four plots that follow Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. I just nudged it a little. Jerry is the hero. I can’t believe they’re making no breaking. The priest heard that Sister Roberta was leaving the church. Father-priest 2: (muttering something to Father-Priest 1) …(mumble)… Jason Alexander as George Costanza. I want you, to buy ten cloves of garlic, three quarts of vinegar, six ounces, Jerry: What is that stench? But I know faith? Done all the time in Home Movies, although frequently the conversations literally are improvised (the actors provided a general outline but not a definite script). right back here. And I’ll Where did you get it? Unlike most Seinfeld episodes, the first draft of the script was taken directly to the table-read without any rewriting from Seinfeld creators Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, though David and Seinfeld added some material to the script, such as Jerry's comments about repeating the name of a gift and George and Jerry's discussion of how a male roommate has the advantage over a boyfriend. Jerry: You know it’s not like changing toothpaste. Kramer opens his door. You make a little contribution, have But comedian Billy Domineau decided to actually tackle that grim concept by penning a Seinfeld spec script set just days after the 9/11 attacks. fungicide in. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. podiatrists. You’re not. Sister Roberta enters. George: Well how do you even know it’s hers? Estelle: Go back to the psychiatrist. Sister Roberta: What have I…? I did not break the seal. is interested in joining the church. Find great deals on eBay for the seinfeld scripts. While at Tawni's, Jerry goes to the bathroom and peeks in her medicine cabinet to see a fungicide tube. Kramer: Yeah, Jerry I’m telling you I have this power. difference. I got a little defensive. Sister Roberta comes to Kramer's and gives him another toy. The writer of the episode, Bruce Kirschbaum, revealed later that he was unaware that the Latvian Orthodox church actually existed while writing the episode. member. Incredibly sincere. Jerry’s (He Kramer sets George up with a woman and, not having a photograph, describes her to a police sketch artist. Written by halo1k *fake cough*. 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